Indian Space Research Organization(ISRO) today disclosed its Chandrayaan project is threatened by India’s inflation.

Ironically, the ISRO complaint is not about any budget deficit, but about ever increasing Indian inflation interrupting the Chandrayaan’s orbit. India today has the world’s highest inflation at 23%. Ever since inflation crossed 20% mark there was a speculation among India’s scientific community about inflation blocking Chandrayaan’s orbit. The speculation became a real nightmare when the inflation reached 23%.

At a packed press conference at Sathish Dawan Space Center (SDCC), Sriharikotta, Chandrayaan project director Mylswamy Annadurai disclosed - “In this week itself twice - first at 10:20 AM on Monday then at 2:35 PM on Tuesday, we are forced to alter the orbit of Chandrayaan to avoid collision with inflation. We are forced to maintain constant vigil round the clock just to ensure the survival of the moon craft. Further, because of constantly changing orbit the photographs taken by Chandrayaan were of poor resolution and most of this week’s lunar surface photographs circulated to universities across India were rejected. We, ISRO people are becoming the laughing stock of the nation’s scientific community”. At one pint he got emotional and blasted - “Some body in union finance ministry, do some thing. Get this inflation threat out of our way”.

Speaking to news persons at New Delhi, India’s Prime minister and Finance minister Manmohan Singh said, “We understand the frustration of Chandrayaan team. We will never let you down; we will definitely bring down inflation” in an assuring tone.

The annual general body meeting of IAIA - International Association of Intelligence Agencies, held at Brussels today unanimously selected India’s “RAW - Research and Analysis Wing” as the world’s best “COUNTER” intelligence agency.

This year the best intelligence agency of the year award went to American “CIA - Central Intelligence Agency” though there was tough competition from Israeli and Chinese intelligence agencies. But for the world’s best “COUNTER” intelligence agency of the year award India’s “RAW” was the clear front runner. The panel unanimously awarded the title to “RAW”.

Speaking to media at New Delhi, “RAW” chief said he was honored by the recognition and he thanked all who helped them in achieving this mile stone, notably - former Union Home Minister Mr. Siva Raj Patel, religious fundamentalist organizations and left wing extremists. He also made a special mention of “Ajmal Kasab and Co.” and their “Mumbai Massacre”, which broadcasted to the world the real effectiveness of Indian Intelligence agencies.

Speaking to media at Muzaffarabad, the spokes person of the banned religious outfit, which accepted responsibility for the “Mumbai Massacre”, thanked “RAW” chief for his acknowledgement and announced that his organization will do all the needful so that “RAW” will receive this dubious distinction year after year.